How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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