You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Randomize
