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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
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