Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
