i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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