i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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