there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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