Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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