We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Will exercising make me less horny?
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