Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
