doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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