NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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