Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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