I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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