What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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