Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
