some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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