New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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