question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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