put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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