The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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