Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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