I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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