I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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