I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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