I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
you win again, gameday.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Life is so much better after having sex.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He? As in you personified your dick?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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