AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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