office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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