Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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