I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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