ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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