Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
