we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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