i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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