32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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