there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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