i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Come see our sink grown plant.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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