Dual....:-)
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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