Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I think your dad took our porno
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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