I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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