Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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