just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
