Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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