i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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