My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
