he thought i was a dude.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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