Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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