you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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