Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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