So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Panties = found
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