Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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