talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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