i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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