K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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