super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I will be naked everywhere
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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