Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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